Sabtu, 13 November 2010

Wife wanted

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds column of the local newspaper under the heading 'WIFE WANTED!!'. In the next day, he received hundreds of replies. All of them said the same thing..

"You can have mine!"


Question: Are you married?
Answer: No, I'm divorced.
Question: And what did your wife do before you divorced her?
Andwer: A lot of things I didn't know about...


Note on top of gas cylinder: WARNING ON THE BOTTOM..

So obviously, everyone will turn it upside down to read the warning which says: WARNING! DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN!!!

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